少林十八铜女

A woman pretends to be blind. Lots of other people pretend to be mute. Half the male characters dress as women. One guy fights himself. Others fight giant roses. Various people may be called Pai Yu Fei – they don’t seem sure. And who is the mysterious Lady Killer? Reading this kind of stuff, I’d want to take a look and the film is certainly weird, but for a long while it doesn’t make enough sense even to be funny. ’I’m confused,’ says the hero half an hour in. ’I’m as confused as you,’ says a villain, half an hour later. ’What’s happening?’ says someone else. ’I have no idea,’ comes the reply. They are not alone. You’ll be confused. You’ll have no idea what’s happening.嵩山少林寺，自达摩祖师一苇渡江，开山授艺，创立少林派後，千馀年来，一直领袖着天下武林。及至淸乾隆年间，少林寺不幸为淸廷鹰爪所控，假和尙智空，左道旁门，招收入一批俗家女弟子，修练走火入魔的「铜女功」，号称十八铜女。有白玉凤者，系浙南反清复明志士白云飞之女，十三年前，白家为淸廷鹰爪杀害，仅留此女，投入少林寺中习武，即蓄意报仇雪恨，并设法与皖北哑奶帮的高手秘密联络，拟图一扫寺中妖氛。但少林寺在鹰爪控制之下，寺中不下千间的宏伟殿宇，已成江湖上聚惧盛傅的【九曲连环宫】，密室连绵，到处精设致人死地的暗卡，人在其中行走，如不熟谙门径，终生不得其门而出。名震大江南北的江西三丑暗中助战，白玉凤靑梅竹马的情侣赵少侠亦来接应，均为寺中武功极高的众多怪僧所困。十八铜女之首的索命嫦娥更百般引诱，对赵少侠极尽勾魂摄魄之能事 。铜女关凶险重重,後退一步卽无生路，速闯五关仍是死门...